. . .like maybe this guy. Because if you’re not, I’ll guarentee you couldn’t care less. Only read this if you’re absolutely sure you have nothing better to do. Come to think of it, even if you are a VLAR (very loyal and alert reader), you probably don’t care about what’s to follow. In fact …
Monthly Archive: March 2007
Mar
22
Teacher Tools: This is Why I Deserve (or Don’t Deserve for that matter). . .
Once, when I was doing my student teaching, I created a test for a “Business Communications” unit. Back then it was all about me, so I titled it “The Greatest Business Communication Test Ever” or something just as ridiculous–because, in my mind–I was the Muhammad Ali of teaching. Anyway, for some reason, I thought it …
Mar
22
Couple of Quick Notes
I haven’t found many notes this year for some reason. But when I do, they’re almost always amusing. Found these two today: Fine I will give you your leo bacfk on Monday. But first what did I say if I was talking about you. And someone. . . I’m not saying who but they told …
Mar
20
You see silly male adolescence. I see masters of double entendre.
From Webster’s College Dictionary: double entendre n. a word or expression used so that it can be understood in two ways, esp. when one meaning is risqué. Book projects/reports are due next week. For most, this is not news. Of course, these four had no idea this was coming. Well, maybe they thought they might …
Mar
19
Direct Buy Membership: A Consumer Report
Direct Buy and the Magic of Lead Generation I don’t know how many times I’d seen it. That chipper blond, the irritatingly giddy couples explaining how much money they’ve saved, the irrefutable logic of being able to purchase things directly from manufacturers, avoiding all those costly markups. If you’ve seen the infomercial, you know what …
Mar
13
Funny Test Answers
Funny Test Answers: The Collection Today I present my collection of Funny Test Answers. They’re real, they’re fresh, and they’re hilarious. So lighten up and enjoy ‘em. As a middle school teacher, many of these come from my own classroom, but I’m not above collecting funny test answers from other teachers. So I’ve decided to …
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