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Entries from March 2007

You see silly male adolescence. I see masters of double entendre.

March 20th, 2007 · 13 Comments

From Webster’s College Dictionary:
double entendre n. a word or expression used so that it can be understood in two ways, esp. when one meaning is risqué.
Book projects/reports are due next week. For most, this is not news. Of course, these four had no idea this was coming. Well, maybe [...]

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Tags: Children · Fun Stuff · Humor · Learning · Teaching · Writing

Direct Buy Membership: A Consumer Report

March 19th, 2007 · 174 Comments

Direct Buy and the Magic of Lead Generation
I don’t know how many times I’d seen it. That chipper blond, the irritatingly giddy couples explaining how much money they’ve saved, the irrefutable logic of being able to purchase things directly from manufacturers, avoiding all those costly markups.
If you’ve seen the infomercial, you know what I’m [...]

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Tags: Around the house · Growth · Home Improvement · Learning · Money

Funny Test Answers

March 13th, 2007 · 28 Comments

Funny Test Answers: The Collection

Today I present my collection of Funny Test Answers. They’re real, they’re fresh, and they’re hilarious. So lighten up and enjoy ‘em.
As a middle school teacher, many of these come from my own classroom, but I’m not above collecting funny test answers from other teachers. So I’ve decided to make [...]

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Tags: Fun Stuff · Humor · Learning · Teaching · Writing