How’d that headline grab ya?
I bet (though you may not be aware) it got “grabbier” after that one little word—the smallest one–“or”.
As if you can’t to both. Like you have to choose.
It’s like this: When it comes to matters of faith or spirituality (or whatever you want to call it), I think there are a lot of “non-Christians” that see it this way–that Christians aren’t rational. They’re not logical. When it comes to a Christian’s faith in Jesus Christ, there is no room for debate. In short, Christians are driving with blinders on.
BELIEVE:
- It is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get to heaven,
- Jesus is the way the truth and the light,
- No one can get to heaven but through Jesus,
- You need to pray,
- Go to church,
- Do good works,
- Spread the Word
or . . . well . . . sorry but you’re probably going to Hell–don’t say I didn’t tell you so.
Consider:
Regardless of whether you believe Jesus was born of a virgin, is the son of God, or conquered death–I gotta believe he would have totally dug Seinfeld.
Good comedy cuts to the truth, exposing chinks in the armor. It says what we’re thinking–especially when we don’t know we’re thinking it. Great humor drags seriously entrenched attitudes, paradigms, and frames of reference to the public square for a good flogging.
And we laugh.
C’mon, despite the slight exaggeration, don’t you know someone with faith like Puddy’s?
How about this exchange about Elaine’s preference in men:
Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?
Elaine: “Dumb and lazy” I understand.
And, really, I think that about sums it up for most non-Christians I know. They just don’t “get” it.
‘Course neither do many Christians (ie Puddy). Sorry, but many sign up, then call it good. You know, they go to church, listen to the sermon, sing the hymns, stand, sit, kneel, memorize all the stuff. They learn the stories and do their best to be good people, but never really consider the metaphor.
Because when you start to play around with the metaphor, you have to take the red pill–and then the rabbit hole gets pretty deep.
But that’s not so much what I wanted to talk about today.
I just thought I’d mention it . . .
What I wanted to share today was how I’m trying to teach Jesus’ lessons to my kids–without strapping on the blinders.
Because I’ve been on both sides of the fence. I was born a Lutheran. My parents made me go to Sunday school, confirmation and all that. We prayed before supper (if we didn’t have company). And we prayed the Lord’s prayer before bed. But we never really discussed it. We just did it–I think because that’s how my parents grew up.
So, naturally I didn’t take much stock in any of it. I might even go as far as to say that I rejected it all thinking religion to be okay for the weak or hypocritical–but not for me.
Recently, however, I’ve found a current of peace and strength so deep, so calm . . .
To quote the song, “Dive,” by Steven Curtis Chapman:
There is a supernatural power
In this mighty river’s flow
It can bring the dead to life
And it can fill an empty soul
And give a heart the only thing
Worth living and worth dying for . . .. . .The river’s deep,
the river’s wide,
the river’s water is alive . . .”
So there you have it. A little transparency so you know where I stand–sort of.
And here is just one example of what I’m doing with my girls. Together, we say the Lord’s prayer before bed. Just like I did when I was a kid. And they like it. If I neglect it, they request it. I think they like the sameness of it. The ritual. It’s sort of like a way to anchor the day. Wrap it up. Call it good.
But then I like to mess with ‘em.
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
“What do you think that means,” I ask.
“What, Dad?” a little exasperation in her voice.
“who art in heaven. What does art mean? And what about hallowed be thy name? What’s all that gibberish?”
And so, over time we’ve gone through it. Bit by bit. Verse by verse, we’ve picked it apart, we’ve clarified, and we’ve asked if it makes sense to say “Our Father and forgive us our trespasses” and whatnot if we are saying the prayer alone. So now not only do they know it by rote memory, but the eight year old can paraphrase it.
Which, I think, is a good first step.
Tonight it went this way,
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven,
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive . . .
“Hey wait a second,” I interrupted (again).
“Now what Dad?” Emma’s on the top bunk so I couldn’t see her, but I could hear her eyes rolling in her head.
“We should be saying this prayer in the morning, not at night.”
“Why?”
“Because it says, “Give us this day our daily bread. This Day. But this day–you know today–is done now. Why are we asking for what we need for today when today is done?”
Silence
“Dad . . .”
“Yeah?” I said.
Silence. It was a long pause.
“Are you picking your nose again?” I finally said.
“No!” she giggled. “Dad?”
“Yeah?”
“Can we just say the rest tonight, and . . . you know.”
“Yeah,” I said. “I know.”
Sometimes it’s nice not to think so much.
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8 responses so far ↓
1 Jake Wisse // Jun 20, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Would that every member of every faith give it as much thought as you do!
Thanks Jake
2 Mark // Jun 21, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Chris,
I love that you think and write. Great article! Sounds like you are raising children who will know how to think for themselves. You are teaching them to ask good questions. I love what you are doing!
Thanks Mark,
Now I’ve just got to figure out how to do more of it.
Chris
3 laurelwrites // Jun 22, 2007 at 1:37 pm
So, Chris… when are you going to get that book finished. You have a gift. By the way, I loved the article. And we pray before dinner even if there are friends there. We freak them out by holding hands and doing the whole “Bless us, Oh Lord, and these thy gifts…” Some of our more frequent non-Catholic teenage visitors have even learned the prayer (or select words of it) and join in. When in Rome, er, at the Bradley’s…
Just walk it
Laurel
Thanks Laurel,
The book…um, my only excuse is that I’m not sure if Lisa has finished it yet. I remember her saying that she liked it. I’ll have to ask her. We are going to have a little time on our hands this next month with the rest of her family (have you heard?). Anyway, so I should be able to finish it and write your review. I’m assuming you have a page on Amazon? Sorry it’s taken so long.
Chris
4 Shamoo // Jun 24, 2007 at 10:50 pm
That’s a good exercise, Mr. Wondra. My mom did that with me too, and even though it’s a hassel at first, the prayer has more meaning when you actually know what you’re saying. As for figuring out how to do more of it, maybe you could have them write their own prayer or something. They could look for different things to be thankful for, and find out more of what God is all about. Keep it real, Mr. Double Ya.
Thanks for the comment Shamoo,
If your mom did this same thing, I’m in good company.
Our persuasive author loved both your and Skillet’s letters btw. Nice job
Mr. 1dra
5 *Shamoo* // Jun 26, 2007 at 1:24 am
YAY! I’ll tell the other skillet!
6 Lyrical Fool // Jun 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Two comments, Chris:
1) I think Jesus would have definitely dug Seinfeld.
2) I love what you’re doing with the Lord’s Prayer and your girls.
3) I love that you’re doing it with a sense of humor.
Rock on!
Now I’ve got two comments for you, Fool:
1) You rock on!
Chris
7 Jake Wisse // Jun 28, 2007 at 10:28 pm
I know I speak for everyone when I say that we are ready for another article. Are you in the belly again?
Hang on buddy, this next one’s a whopper. Been working on it for three days. Hope to have it posted tomorrow some time at the latest.
Been busy getting ready for a major event for our family–you know. I’ll tell ya all about it when we’re through it. Very cool. I promise.
Thanks for checking in!
Chris
8 Crystal Anderson // Sep 27, 2007 at 2:16 am
Mr. Wondra,
I think this whole blog was very, very thoughtful. I myself, am not acually religious. But the heading caught my eye. I kind of got hooked. I get interested in things such as religion and beliefs. I now have a different perspective about the other people around me who are indeed religious, and have different beliefs than me. How much thought you put into raising your children really is amazing. I don’t mean to say that other parents don’t, but how you explain it is so, well, so incredible. It’s just how you find little things that you happen to wonder about, and have your own children think hard about what it truly means to them in there own mind. You honestly change how I think every time I read something of yours. It inspires me to be a writer. I have always enjoyed writing, and seeing somebody I know almost personally explain things so precisely, it really does make me think.
Crystal
Crystal,
Keep thinking. . .
You do write well. Your comments don’t sound like they’re coming from a 13 year old.
Keep writing. Write anything. Read everything.
And think.
Mr. Wondra
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