From the mouths of middle schoolers
I like sugar in my coffee and was stirring a hot cup this morning when the question came. She’s a sweet girl, really.
“Mr. Wondra, can we eat fresh fruit in here?”
“Yes.”
“Can I go get my apple?”
“Sure.”
A few minutes passed.
“Mr. Wondra, do you have a knife?”
“No.”
“Of any kind?”
“No C___, I don’t have a knife of any kind.”
“Uggh . . . (frustrated sigh) Are you sure?”
“Positive.”
“You’re lying.”
“What?”
“You don’t have a knife, at all . . . of any kind.”
“No.”
“What about that spoon?”
“Um . . . ” I couldn’t control the grin spreading across my face. “Yeah, what about it?”
“Stop laughing at me. You’re so mean.”
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Holy CRAP! MY middle schooler sounds JUST LIKE THAT! I’m a little heebed out right now…
So, I see you’ve played “knifey-spoony” before.
Feel free to “moderate” this comment out, but I just wanted to let you know that one of the search terms that brought someone to my blog was “chris wondra ass”.
No joke.
LC
Are you kidding!?!? That’s way too funny to moderate out.
Yikes!
Do you think they thought I was an ass? Or was it that they were actually searching for images and forgot the ‘s?
Thanks for that. You made my night.
Chris
Yes. I personally believe they were looking for some CW booty.
I ask you about that stuff all the time and I am not on your website at all?!?!?!?!?! That is so so so unfair!!!!!!!!
You have me wondering who that was.. even though I think I may know. Hmmmmm…
seriously mr. wondra…
i should be on this website,
& how come you never put my mean journals on here?
they were hilarious..!