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Kinda Funny Vocabulary Test Answers

February 4th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Almost every day, my students get a vocabulary word. Then, every ten days or so, they have a quiz. There are three parts to this quiz:

  1. Matching
  2. Fill in the blank, and
  3. Using in a sentence.

I’m correcting just such a test right now and thought I’d share a few of the more interesting sentences I’m getting. The vocabulary word is in bold. I should have been collecting these all along.

  • Now is the time of scrutinize.
  • One day he will congenial.
  • Don’t just citadel there, do something.
  • Will you consensus soon?
  • My old game had a doldrum because the other one is not as fun.
  • I am a citadel because I am afraid someone will attack me.
  • It is very hard to citadel in a very boring class.
  • When I was playing with obtuse, I accidentally caught a goose.
  • You have to aspire some clothing to get new ones.
  • The woman had a citadel on the little boy.
  • The man consensus his show cows every day.
  • I can not play the doldrums.
  • I aspire to pass 8th grade now, more than ever. (This from a student who failed the entire 1st semester. Note: She aced the test.)
  • I think I have a congenial.
  • I would like to have a scrutinize with you.
  • Let’s cool our feet down over by that martyr over there.

Interesting side note:

I’m often amazed that a student who has no idea how to use the word in a sentence can pass (without cheating) the rest of the quiz (matching and fill in the blank) with flying colors. Then there are those that can use it in a sentence but bomb matching and fill in the blank.

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Tags: Humor

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mrs. Chili // Feb 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Oh, I can TOTALLY play the doldrums…….

  • 2 Mark // Feb 4, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Well, the good news is they did there work without their parents help … the bad news is they did their work without their parents help.
    Both funny and scary. Thanks for sharing.

  • 3 Hope // Feb 28, 2009 at 4:38 am

    Mark, you shouldn’t make fun of bad answers to a vocab test with misspelled words. It looks bad.

  • 4 TheWhiteBumblebee // Sep 24, 2009 at 11:30 am

    “Let’s cool our feet down over by that martyr over there.”

    lol. I have to show this to someone. This is almost as bad as the stuff I read in one of my old essays.

    “She had blonde eyes.”

    If you’re like most people, read the sentence over again.

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