Entries from February 2008
February 4th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Almost every day, my students get a vocabulary word. Then, every ten days or so, they have a quiz. There are three parts to this quiz:
Matching
Fill in the blank, and
Using in a sentence.
I’m correcting just such a test right now and thought I’d share a few of the more interesting sentences I’m getting. [...]
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Tags: Humor
February 1st, 2008 · 7 Comments
I like sugar in my coffee and was stirring a hot cup this morning when the question came. She’s a sweet girl, really.
“Mr. Wondra, can we eat fresh fruit in here?”
“Yes.”
“Can I go get my apple?”
“Sure.”
A few minutes passed.
“Mr. Wondra, do you have a knife?”
“No.”
“Of any kind?”
“No C___, I don’t have a knife of [...]
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Tags: Humor