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May
02

Exciting News About Poop

I got this email from my wife this afternoon. You want to know what’s new and exciting in my life? This is about as good as it gets:

Hi Hon,
I stumbled across the best fertilizer for the garden today! Lama poop! AND…we can get a bunch FREEEEEEEE!!!!! How’s that for great? You just have to haul some home in the trailer. Maybe Sunday afternoon? It’s just up at Loretta’s. And you don’t have to compost it before planting! And it keeps the deer and the rabbits away! It’s so perfect for us. I am excited!
Love,
Lisa
ps. You are a great poop hauler!

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6 comments

  1. Mrs. Chili says:

    Bwahahahahah! Oh, Chris – that’s excellent.

    You know what? Real life is fun – we don’t have to make stuff up, even!

  2. Mark says:

    Thanks for giving us the poop on this! Hope you keep giving us the latest scoop as it happens.

  3. Laurel Bradley says:

    So, Chris…did you scoop some poop? And did it work as advertised or were the promises a load of…

  4. Sam S. says:

    Lama poop? Oh dear. What is the world coming to? I’m scared to ask what weirdo has lama poop laying around for free.

  5. Crystal A. says:

    Hehe.. that’s kind of funny, Mr. W.

    So Llama poop, ay? Whatever works, I suppose.

  6. Bridgette says:

    Whatever Senor Wondra.
    Poop is ALWAYS exciting to me.

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