A father and son were out driving in preparation for the son’s driver’s examination the next morning.

Father: How do you feel about the test tomorrow?

Son: Pretty good.

Father: Great. Let me ask you a few questions then.

Son: Ok.

Father: What do you do if you go into a skid.

Son: Turn into the skid, apply light break pressure.

Father: Ok. Now, what do you do when you’re buddy in the back seat offers you a beer?

Son: (turning to father, deadpan) Tell him I’m not done with my first one yet.

What makes this funny is that this was an actual conversation related to me by the father–one of the best and funniest bullshitters I’ve ever met. It’s good to know that he’s passing his gift of wit on to the next generation.

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