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Me: Come at me bro.
Life: Here. Take these.
Me: What . . . lemons? Pfft. Whatever . . . BAM!! LEMONADE!! HA HA!
Life: Oh, uh . . . did not see that coming. Well played.
Me: That’s right. Ooooh . . . scary lemons.  You just got owned, bitch. C’mon. That the best you got?
Life: Hmmm . . . hang on a minute. Be right back.

(later. . . )

Me: You again? Fine. Come at me bro.
Life: Here. Take these.
Me: (opening bag) What do we have h . . . wait. What the!?!? Dude!?!?!
Life: Well?
Me: . . . What the hell!?!?!?
Life: Lemmings! Betcha didn’t see that coming did you.
Me: . . . (grimace)
Life: BAM. . . Suckah.