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Him: Blah blah blahblah yadda yadda wizbang, you know?  But that’s just me being anal.

Her: Huh.

Him: By the way, you were the first one to notice that.

Her: What?

Him: That I’m anal.

Her: Oh?

Him: Yeah.  ‘Cause I remember you were the first one to say I was anal attentive.

Her: Um . . .

Him: “Anal attentive.”  That was the first time I ever heard that before.

Her:  I . . .

Him: “You’re anal attentive,” you said.  And I got so mad at you!  You know why?

Her: Uh . . .

Him: Because I didn’t know what it meant!  Heh, heh.

Her:  . . .

Him: Yeah!  I thought you were calling me an asshole!!

Her: I think . . .

Him: What?

Her: Never mind.