Him: Blah blah blahblah yadda yadda wizbang, you know? But that’s just me being anal.
Him: By the way, you were the first one to notice that.
Him: That I’m anal.
Him: Yeah. ‘Cause I remember you were the first one to say I was anal attentive.
Her: Um . . .
Him: “Anal attentive.” That was the first time I ever heard that before.
Her: I . . .
Him: “You’re anal attentive,” you said. And I got so mad at you! You know why?
Her: Uh . . .
Him: Because I didn’t know what it meant! Heh, heh.
Her: . . .
Him: Yeah! I thought you were calling me an asshole!!
Her: I think . . .
Her: Never mind.