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Priceless

December 3rd, 2007 · 3 Comments

Doctor’s Visit:
$100
Chest X-Rays Illustrating You Have Pneumonia:
$350
Co-pay for Antibiotics:
$5.00
Doctor’s Visit For Your Wife:
$100
Chest X-Rays Illustrating She Now Has Pneumonia:
$350
Pneumonia Resistant Antibiotics:
$5.00
Emergency Room Visit:
$400
Chest X-Rays Illustrating Her Pneumonia Has Spread:
$350
E.R Treatment (I.V. Antibiotics, Fluids, Inhaler Treatment, Blood Cultures):
$750
Combination Of Two “Powerful” Antibiotic Courses:
$10.00
Missed Work:
Um . . . $100/day (I think)
Knowing Your Supervisor And Colleagues Support You [...]

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Tags: Around the house

How to kill a house wasp-like a ninja

October 14th, 2007 · 41 Comments

Periodically we’ll get a wasp in the house. You know how it is.
One moment, you’re snacking on toast with peanut butter and chocolate chips, and the next, all hell breaks loose because a wasp starts dive-bombing random targets around the room.
The toast? Fuggetaboutit. One eye’s on the wasp, the other, frantically [...]

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Tags: Around the house · Creativity · Fun Stuff · Humor

The fast track to fun (on a dirt driveway).

July 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Remember the joys of childhood?

Of uninhimited creation?

Of starting with nothing but an idea?

And creating something wonderful?

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Tags: Around the house · Children · Creativity · Fun Stuff