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How do you scare your kids?

October 28th, 2009 · No Comments

Courtesy The Onion
I might add:
“Hey! What’s this swimming in the toilet?”
“The cat just barfed . . .and it’s your turn.”
“Did you remember to unhook the dog from the hitch before we left?”
“Mom wants you, and she’s got a list.”

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Tags: Around the house · Children · Creativity · Fun Stuff · Humor · Parenting · Uncategorized

On Children, a poem by Kahlil Gibran

February 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments

On Children
“Your children are not your children.

They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself.

They come through you but not from you,

And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,

For they have their own thoughts.

You may house their bodies but not [...]

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Tags: Children · Parenting

What to do when a monster comes out of the movie:

January 31st, 2009 · No Comments

Yeah but . . . since when is “ask” not a nice word?

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Tags: Children · Fun Stuff · Parenting