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How do you scare your kids?

October 28th, 2009 · No Comments

Courtesy The Onion
I might add:
“Hey! What’s this swimming in the toilet?”
“The cat just barfed . . .and it’s your turn.”
“Did you remember to unhook the dog from the hitch before we left?”
“Mom wants you, and she’s got a list.”

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Tags: Around the house · Children · Creativity · Fun Stuff · Humor · Parenting · Uncategorized

Is that an option?

October 11th, 2009 · No Comments

Courtesy, Fafblog!
Q: What should we do with Iran?
A. All options are on the table.
Q: Should we bomb them? Is bombing them on the table?
A: Bombing them must be on the table, because it is an option, and all options are on the table.
Q: What about starving them to death with sanctions? Is starving them to [...]

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Tags: Humor

Smartypants Quiz

May 15th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Got this in an email this morning. Worth passing along:
(answers do follow)
WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
6) The Canary [...]

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Tags: Fun Stuff · Humor · Learning · Teaching