Courtesy The Onion I might add: “Hey! What’s this swimming in the toilet?” “The cat just barfed . . .and it’s your turn.” “Did you remember to unhook the dog from the hitch before we left?” “Mom wants you, and she’s got a list.”
Category Archive: Humor
Oct
11
Is that an option?
Courtesy, Fafblog! Q: What should we do with Iran? A. All options are on the table. Q: Should we bomb them? Is bombing them on the table? A: Bombing them must be on the table, because it is an option, and all options are on the table. Q: What about starving them to death with …
May
15
Smartypants Quiz
Got this in an email this morning. Worth passing along: (answers do follow) WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel’s …
Jan
29
Jan
26
Driving test prep: Wisconsin style
A father and son were out driving in preparation for the son’s driver’s examination the next morning. Father: How do you feel about the test tomorrow? Son: Pretty good. Father: Great. Let me ask you a few questions then. Son: Ok. Father: What do you do if you go into a skid. Son: Turn into …
Jan
26
Do Not Iron Clothes on Body
The title of this post is taken from actual packaging for a steam iron. Turns out that not only are there lots of silly warnings on tags, packages and signs around the world, but now there’s an actual organization whose mission it is to campaign against such “gobbledygook.” They call themselves the Plain English Campaign …
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